Question: Why is sperm donation more expensive rather than
blood donation?
Answer: Because it's HANDMADE!!
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Man No 1 : "My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she
holds my dick & said 'first gear, 2nd gear..."
Man No 2 : "My wife is worse! She puts my dick inside her &
said "Full tank please."
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Question : What is the closest thing that is similar to a woman's
period?
Answer : Your SALARY!
It comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days & if it doesn't come,
you're in big trouble!
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A woman gave birth to 6 babies. On seeing this, she got off the
hospital bed, slapped her husband & shouted, "I told you not to
do it doggy style!"
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A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank.
The teller says, "Sorry, madam, this note is a fake."
"Oh no!" exclaimed the prostitute, "I have been RAPED!"
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"Your secretary publicly said you have a small dick, what would
you comment on this?"
"The truth is = she has a big mouth!"
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A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making love.
She said, "Aww, so sorry... excuse me pleazo, Front hole is so
happy that my back hole laugh out loud!"
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Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a
good screw to fix it.
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What's the difference between biology and sociology?
When the baby looks like his mom or dad = it's biology. When he
looks like the neighbour,= it is sociology.
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What do u call the useless piece of flesh attached to the dick ? =
The MAN.
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Whoever first said "A dog is man's best friend" = he must have
never seen a pussy before.....
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Why is breast milk good for health?
Because it is great for blood circulation, provides heat, is refreshing
and comes in attractive containers.
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Why was the two-piece bikini invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
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A mother was scolding the daughter, "I don't like the guy you are going out with. He is too dumb."
"No, Mama," she said, "He is going to be a doctor. See, he has already cured me of that illness that I used to have every month!"